Welcome Patriots! THIS JUST IN:

1. I just printed a limited run of, uh, adult-themed micro-books called Writs of Passion for V-Day. They come in a set of six and are GORGEOUS. You can order them by sending via Paypal (sbalmond AT earthlink.net). If you do not want to use Paypal, you can email me directly. PLEASE NOTE: ANY ORDERS PLACED AFTER FEBRUARY 12, 2013, WILL NOT BE SHIPPED UNTIL FEBRUARY 26.

Writs of Passion

2. 2013 Reading & event dates are up . See where I will be teaching and reading and making an idiot of myself. If you want me to come read at your school, bookstore, bar, or bar mitzvah, send me a note.

*If you want to buy my other my DIY books, click here for This Won't Take But a Minute, Honey, here for Letters from People Who Hate Me, and here for Bad Poetry. Hate mail is always welcome.

God Bless America: Stories

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God Bless America